…when your electric company (which primarily runs on coal) mails their customers postcards saying they can save the environment by switching to paperless billing.
Things St. Louis drivers do not believe in:
- Speed limit signs.
- Stop signs.
- Yield signs.
- Exit Only lane signs.
- Any sort of stripes painted on roads or parking lots.
- Headlights in rain, snow or fog.
- Headlights in the dark (until the sun has been down for one full hour AND the car has been in motion for at least five minutes).
- Turn signals.
- School zones.
- School buses.
- Basic courtesy.
Things Chicago drivers do not believe in:
- Lanes have a direction.
- Newton’s laws of motion.
- The Pauli exclusion principle.
Things Florida drivers do not believe in:
- The use of pedals to control a vehicle’s speed.
- The need to see.
So… there are all kinds of ways one could introduce oneself. Let’s just go with a quick bullet point list here, because a lot of my future posts are likely to dive deep into specifics.
- Name: you can call me Starthief.
- Starthief?: Yeah, It’s a nickname my spouse gave me once because I was playing dirty at Mario Party.
- Really?: I mean, also I like stars generally, both in an astronomical sense and for various personal spiritual reasons, so at the end of 2015 when I wanted to choose a new band name, I went with that.
- Age: still younger than 30… in hexadecimal.
- No, really…?: non-binary.
- Pronouns: “they/them,” or anything, I’m not fussy.
- Body type: disappointing.
- Day job: software engineer. C++ mostly.
- But really: an electronic musician!
- Genre: “uneasy listening”, spooky, dark, ambient, abstract
- Music gear: Eurorack, MicroBrute, pedals, Maschine, software.
- Location: St. Louis, Missouri.
- Play live?: not currently.
- Pets: 1 cat, 2 dogs, fish. Previously, lizards.
- Politics: democratic socialist, opposed to cruelty and fascism.
- Religion: complicated; generally pagan.
Anything I missed that you’re curious about? Ask me in the comments.
I’m starting up a new blog here because I’m finally breaking ranks with Facebook. I’ve been unsettled by their ethics and business model for a while, but finding out they were trying to deflect criticism with the old “paid protesters funded by George Soros” while somehow simultaneously calling criticism anti-Semitic, and pretending to care about the state of democracy and the validity of news sources, was the last straw.
After dabbling a little with journaling on a Commodore 64, I started more seriously writing in the early 90s on a DOS machine. I kept that going sporadically until the web became a real thing. I may still have a copy of that kicking around somewhere. Then I blogged with hand-coded HTML for a while. Then there was LiveJournal, which was nice for a while.
But somehow we all jumped ship for Facebook and Twitter (and then LJ kind of imploded anyway, bought by a Russian company that was decidedly anti-LGBTQIA+ among other things). And with the rise of social media as such… well, you know how that went.
So this blog is something of a way to rewind to before social media was a thing, as such, and give me an outlet where I can write actual paragraphs.
Because unlike Facebook, some of my readers won’t already know me and will find this via my main site or stumble into it via Google, my next post will probably be a proper introduction.